Something I should share.

[navygreen]

Ahem.

*taps mic*

I think penises (penii?) are ugly. Really, there's just nothing too attractive about a man's package.

Oh, but guys? Don't get all offended, 'cause here's the hard truth (ha! I said 'hard' in a penis post!): boobs are ugly, too. Seriously. I don't understand the fascination with 'em, and I've got a pair I have to look at each and every day. And it's not just *my* boobs that I think are ugly - I pretty much don't want to look at *anyone's* boobs.

Real. Fake. Big. Small. They're all kinda ugly, in my opinion.

Oh, but I do love me some muscular man-chests. Not boob-ish, but just... you know, manly. Mmmmmmm!

*falls off stage while trying to put the mic back*

You may now return to your regularly scheduled late-night LJ-ing. :-)

Comments

[bydaylight.livejournal.com]

*takes a deep breath*

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

I like men's collarbones

[beanpop.livejournal.com]

I love you! :)

[kristchan.livejournal.com]

I think a penis looks like the guys crotch threw up. After breastfeeding twice my boobs are pretty ugly. But before they were spectacular.

[daphyn.livejournal.com]

I think MOST penises are ugly... I'm a fan of some of the smaller breasts, but very rarely do I like to see a bare-chested man - except Thomas, of course. However, I like everything about Thomas, including his penis :)

[greencow.livejournal.com]

LMFAO!

[saffirebleu.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahaha heeeeeeheeeeeeeee hahahahahahahahaha!

Best post of the day on LJ. :D

[laciann.livejournal.com]

They are rather goofy lookin', aren't they? ;) But there's so much more to do with them than just look - and they're Soooo effective at what they do ...... mmmmmmmm .....whew.... is it warm in here? ........well, gotta run....

[shark-girl.livejournal.com]

I agree with you re the penis. I mean, there's nothing pretty about it. I do however, think that there are some really nice looking breasts out there. Some really bad ones too, but a few women have been gifted with very attractive boobs.

[billzy.livejournal.com]

lol funny post...

Ive been told i have a beautiful penis since it was cut in 06.

[prosodic.livejournal.com]

And what, may I ask, inspired you to want to make this particular post? ;)

[bigbrain61.livejournal.com]

Penii freak me out too. And I have one. Go fig.

I'm not sure what makes boobs so appealing, actually. I think in their "hidden" form, they round out the shape of a woman quite nicely. In their naked form, they're just bags of fat with suction cups at the end.

I've always been a leg man. Always will be a leg man. ^_^

[rafferty.livejournal.com]

If I didn't know better, I'd say you'd been drinking, lol.

[aiseiri-47.livejournal.com]

LOL

Well, yes. I agree, for the most part. Mostly with boobs, though. Now and then I can see that they're sort of sensual looking (but this tends to be cleavage more than actual bare breasts), but usually I can't see what all the fuss is about.

As to The Penis... I suppose they aren't aesthetically pleasing. But I like looking at them. (Among other things...)

And, yeah, I've actually had this discussion before. x.x

[marshmelococoa.livejournal.com]

It's a good thing a penis can do it's job well without it being looked at. Otherwise, I think I'd never have sex. Not sure I think boobs are so ugly, they aren't gorgeous either, unless maybe they're feeding a tiny newborn because THAT is beautiful but not necessarily the boobs. But vaginas, eu.

Ok, so why were you looking at penis?

[katielovesmatt.livejournal.com]

I really would like to know the correct term for multiple penis..penises..penii..ahh whatever it is! haha. Yeah, I'd have to agree that the male package isn't the most gorgeous thing on earth, but it's not incredibly grotesque to me..well, atleast matt's isn't..but that's because it's Matt's haha. As for boobs, yeah I don't get the fascination but that might be because I have them..I don't think boobs themselves are all that great but cleavage is nice..atleast that's my opinion :-)

[katielovesmatt.livejournal.com]

oh and that is one your best icons yet btw...love it.

[gardenmama.livejournal.com]

Some women have nice perky little boobs, and I think those are appealing. I, however, am not one of them :P So mostly mine stay confined.

Yes, penises are really better not looked at. I don't find female genitalia particularly appealing either :P

[chipleduff.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha!!

[livemockingbird.livejournal.com]

That's funny because Nate and I were having a very similar conversation last night!

[jakflak.livejournal.com]

I agree with the penis comment, but I don't think any man will agree with the boobs comment. Boobs are beautiful, wonderful, and fun to play with.

Men view boobs like people view ice cream: yes, there is likely a kind you prefer but it's all pretty good.

[butterflymama3.livejournal.com]

LOL....I should know better than to read LJ while at work. Almost spat out my drink. Most penises aren't that attractive...boobs - they can be. Cleavage is nice to look at but actual boobs....eh. I agree with you on the nice man chest. mmmmmmm

[mrs-picasso.livejournal.com]

Ha, ha! I guess a disembodied penis isn't that exciting, but I don't think they are too bad. I do love my boobs and being artists we love the human body. We have plenty of pictures of naked people around our house...well, um...they are just "artistic nudity", though, nothing pornographic!

[mrs-picasso.livejournal.com]

Harrison Ford was one of my first crushes too!! I blame him for being in love with "Professor Indiana Jones" types.

[jillerbob.livejournal.com]

you had to post about penis during deployment now didnt you. lol my 2 cents most are usually not attractive unless they are erect. I think the female body is more beautiful than the male body in a artastic sense.

[shoebox_addict]

ROFL!!!

Y'know...I haven't seen that many but I must concur.
Definitely ditto on the boobs...boobs are just not appealing in any way...especially my own.

...should we be talking about this? XP