Something I should share.

[navygreen]

Ahem.

*taps mic*

I think penises (penii?) are ugly. Really, there's just nothing too attractive about a man's package.

Oh, but guys? Don't get all offended, 'cause here's the hard truth (ha! I said 'hard' in a penis post!): boobs are ugly, too. Seriously. I don't understand the fascination with 'em, and I've got a pair I have to look at each and every day. And it's not just *my* boobs that I think are ugly - I pretty much don't want to look at *anyone's* boobs.

Real. Fake. Big. Small. They're all kinda ugly, in my opinion.

Oh, but I do love me some muscular man-chests. Not boob-ish, but just... you know, manly. Mmmmmmm!

*falls off stage while trying to put the mic back*

You may now return to your regularly scheduled late-night LJ-ing. :-)

Comments

[katielovesmatt.livejournal.com]

I really would like to know the correct term for multiple penis..penises..penii..ahh whatever it is! haha. Yeah, I'd have to agree that the male package isn't the most gorgeous thing on earth, but it's not incredibly grotesque to me..well, atleast matt's isn't..but that's because it's Matt's haha. As for boobs, yeah I don't get the fascination but that might be because I have them..I don't think boobs themselves are all that great but cleavage is nice..atleast that's my opinion :-)

[navygreen.livejournal.com]

I just looked it up - apparently it is "penises." (Thank you, dictionary.com.)

Gee, you might be just a *wee* bit biased to the appearance of Matt's, wouldn't you say? That's okay, though. ;-)

(Hee! I used the word 'wee' in a penis post, too!)