Something I should share.

[navygreen]

Ahem.

*taps mic*

I think penises (penii?) are ugly. Really, there's just nothing too attractive about a man's package.

Oh, but guys? Don't get all offended, 'cause here's the hard truth (ha! I said 'hard' in a penis post!): boobs are ugly, too. Seriously. I don't understand the fascination with 'em, and I've got a pair I have to look at each and every day. And it's not just *my* boobs that I think are ugly - I pretty much don't want to look at *anyone's* boobs.

Real. Fake. Big. Small. They're all kinda ugly, in my opinion.

Oh, but I do love me some muscular man-chests. Not boob-ish, but just... you know, manly. Mmmmmmm!

*falls off stage while trying to put the mic back*

You may now return to your regularly scheduled late-night LJ-ing. :-)

Comments

[aiseiri-47.livejournal.com]

LOL

Well, yes. I agree, for the most part. Mostly with boobs, though. Now and then I can see that they're sort of sensual looking (but this tends to be cleavage more than actual bare breasts), but usually I can't see what all the fuss is about.

As to The Penis... I suppose they aren't aesthetically pleasing. But I like looking at them. (Among other things...)

And, yeah, I've actually had this discussion before. x.x

[navygreen.livejournal.com]

Yes, I do think cleavage has a bit more appeal. With cleavage, there's still the mystery of what's to come.