Something I should share.

[navygreen]

Ahem.

*taps mic*

I think penises (penii?) are ugly. Really, there's just nothing too attractive about a man's package.

Oh, but guys? Don't get all offended, 'cause here's the hard truth (ha! I said 'hard' in a penis post!): boobs are ugly, too. Seriously. I don't understand the fascination with 'em, and I've got a pair I have to look at each and every day. And it's not just *my* boobs that I think are ugly - I pretty much don't want to look at *anyone's* boobs.

Real. Fake. Big. Small. They're all kinda ugly, in my opinion.

Oh, but I do love me some muscular man-chests. Not boob-ish, but just... you know, manly. Mmmmmmm!

*falls off stage while trying to put the mic back*

You may now return to your regularly scheduled late-night LJ-ing. :-)

Comments

[butterflymama3.livejournal.com]

LOL....I should know better than to read LJ while at work. Almost spat out my drink. Most penises aren't that attractive...boobs - they can be. Cleavage is nice to look at but actual boobs....eh. I agree with you on the nice man chest. mmmmmmm

[navygreen.livejournal.com]

Silly. You can read LJ at work, but you should *never* read LJ while putting things into your mouth - be it beverages, food, or... other things. ;-)