navygreen: (PotC: Captain Jack - *eyeroll*)
[personal profile] navygreen
Ahem.

*taps mic*

I think penises (penii?) are ugly. Really, there's just nothing too attractive about a man's package.

Oh, but guys? Don't get all offended, 'cause here's the hard truth (ha! I said 'hard' in a penis post!): boobs are ugly, too. Seriously. I don't understand the fascination with 'em, and I've got a pair I have to look at each and every day. And it's not just *my* boobs that I think are ugly - I pretty much don't want to look at *anyone's* boobs.

Real. Fake. Big. Small. They're all kinda ugly, in my opinion.

Oh, but I do love me some muscular man-chests. Not boob-ish, but just... you know, manly. Mmmmmmm!

*falls off stage while trying to put the mic back*

You may now return to your regularly scheduled late-night LJ-ing. :-)

Date: 2008-01-22 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chipleduff.livejournal.com
Bwahahahaha!!

Date: 2008-01-23 02:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com
I call this a "stream-of-consciousness post": I think it, and I type it!

Date: 2008-01-23 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chipleduff.livejournal.com
I should make more of those in my own LJ.

Date: 2008-01-23 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com
Yes! We need more of the Chipmeister.

Date: 2008-01-23 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chipleduff.livejournal.com
I have been a slacker lately when it comes to posting. I need to make more time for it.

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