Something I should share.

[navygreen]

Ahem.

*taps mic*

I think penises (penii?) are ugly. Really, there's just nothing too attractive about a man's package.

Oh, but guys? Don't get all offended, 'cause here's the hard truth (ha! I said 'hard' in a penis post!): boobs are ugly, too. Seriously. I don't understand the fascination with 'em, and I've got a pair I have to look at each and every day. And it's not just *my* boobs that I think are ugly - I pretty much don't want to look at *anyone's* boobs.

Real. Fake. Big. Small. They're all kinda ugly, in my opinion.

Oh, but I do love me some muscular man-chests. Not boob-ish, but just... you know, manly. Mmmmmmm!

*falls off stage while trying to put the mic back*

You may now return to your regularly scheduled late-night LJ-ing. :-)

Comments

[mrs-picasso.livejournal.com]

Ha, ha! I guess a disembodied penis isn't that exciting, but I don't think they are too bad. I do love my boobs and being artists we love the human body. We have plenty of pictures of naked people around our house...well, um...they are just "artistic nudity", though, nothing pornographic!

[navygreen.livejournal.com]

Well, I've never seen a "disembodied" one... *shudders to think of it* But yeah, I just can't get behind the boob frenzy. Maybe you just have really gorgeous ones, and you're keeping them all to yourself? That should totally be a Project 365 for you! ;-D

[mrs-picasso.livejournal.com]

Ha!! They aren't really gorgeous, I just like them and so does Bill!