Reason #439 why I hate shaving:
Apr. 7th, 2010 04:01 pmI cut the everlovin' heck out of my second toe today.
For most of my life, I've not had shaving accidents. True, I shave less often than most women, having been blessed with pale, fair, softer hair that grows in very slowly. And because I shave so infrequently, I really take my time with things, soaking in a nice, long bath.
But today, I slipped while lowering my foot, and the razor was only seconds-fresh. Chop! It nicked a big chunk out of my second toe, and it also took out a speck of my third toe on the way down. Yee-owwww!
And the last time I shaved, I also slipped while shaving my thigh above my knee. I wasn't a cut, but I inadvertently pressed too hard on the razor which resulted in a sort of scrape on my leg. Nice.
So now my toes are bandaged sloppily (the band-aids wouldn't stick well because my toes weren't fully dry, and my toes weren't fully dry because they wouldn't stop bleeding), and I'm wearing socks just to keep them in place. And I wasn't even shaving my toes to begin with!
For most of my life, I've not had shaving accidents. True, I shave less often than most women, having been blessed with pale, fair, softer hair that grows in very slowly. And because I shave so infrequently, I really take my time with things, soaking in a nice, long bath.
But today, I slipped while lowering my foot, and the razor was only seconds-fresh. Chop! It nicked a big chunk out of my second toe, and it also took out a speck of my third toe on the way down. Yee-owwww!
And the last time I shaved, I also slipped while shaving my thigh above my knee. I wasn't a cut, but I inadvertently pressed too hard on the razor which resulted in a sort of scrape on my leg. Nice.
So now my toes are bandaged sloppily (the band-aids wouldn't stick well because my toes weren't fully dry, and my toes weren't fully dry because they wouldn't stop bleeding), and I'm wearing socks just to keep them in place. And I wasn't even shaving my toes to begin with!