navygreen: (PotC: Captain Jack - *eyeroll*)
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So I go to the kitchen and get myself one of the lovelies from a box of chocolate-covered cherries on the counter (Philip bought them about two weeks ago, and I finally cracked open the box yesterday). I take the first nibble from the cherry, and I begin walking back to the office, slurping the cherry's syrup all the while from the tiny hole made in the bottom of the chocolate. By the time I get back to the chair, the syrup is gone, and I pop the full chocolate into my mouth to finish it off.


I sit down in my chair, and I put my right hand on the mouse and rest my left hand in my lap... only to feel wet stickiness. I look down in disbelief as I lift my hand and stretch out the lap portion of my nightie to reveal pink spots of sticky-sweet cherry syrup. I'm still staring at the material in shock when Philip rounds the corner to find me doing so, and he wonders just what the heck I'm up to.

And as I show him, we count the spots. There are 26 gooey pink spots on my nightie - all from just one dumb cherry! A chocolate-covered cherry that I *swear* I was paying close attention to while I slurped it! How is that even possible?!

*boggles*

Date: 2007-02-17 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maryjo.livejournal.com
*wonders if you set that up for Philip*...LoL

Date: 2007-02-17 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com
No, I swear I didn't. In fact, I was highly perturbed at having to switch into my other jammies when I ruined my nightie. It's in the wash even as I type. :-/

Date: 2007-02-17 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marshmelococoa.livejournal.com
you almost made me spit my drink through my nose!

Date: 2007-02-17 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com
You guys are so bad. *swats you both*

Date: 2007-02-17 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marshmelococoa.livejournal.com
So now you're into spankings too?

Date: 2007-02-17 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com
This paddle has 'Heidi' written alllllll over it, too. ;-)

Date: 2007-02-17 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marshmelococoa.livejournal.com
But you know I'll just laugh at you. Because it is freaking hilarious after all!

Date: 2007-02-17 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maryjo.livejournal.com
Goodness, the *naughty* side of Nicole is coming out ;o) Cherries in her lap and spankings too (all in 1 night)? Philip is a lucky man...LoL

Date: 2007-02-17 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marshmelococoa.livejournal.com
She gets that way! And out of nowhere too! I suppose she has some 'getting it all in' now since he'll sadly have to be leaving soon. I didn't just say that, did I? ROFL.

LoL

Date: 2007-02-17 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maryjo.livejournal.com
I believe you *did* just say that! Better watch out or you may get another spanking ;o)

Re: LoL

Date: 2007-02-17 02:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marshmelococoa.livejournal.com
At least she wouldn't be selfish!

Date: 2007-02-17 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com
While I will admit that sometimes my sex-related posts can come "out of nowhere" at all of you...

this was about a CHERRY being stupid and messy!

...

But now that we're going there, my Heidi - don't you look lovely tonight? *eyebrow waggle*

Date: 2007-02-25 02:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marshmelococoa.livejournal.com
But did you see what you titled this entry? How could we NOT thinking otherwise??

I always look lovely! HAH! *choke*

Date: 2007-02-17 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marshmelococoa.livejournal.com
That will teach you to watch where you're putting your hands.

Date: 2007-02-17 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com
I am innocent, I swear! I was dumbfounded and shocked to find my own lap in such a state of cherry!

Date: 2007-02-17 04:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marshmelococoa.livejournal.com
As long as you weren't asking him to lick it up ....

Date: 2007-02-17 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marshmelococoa.livejournal.com
I know you thought about it.

Date: 2007-02-17 06:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com
*wink, wink*

*nudge, nudge*

Date: 2007-02-17 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] livemockingbird.livejournal.com
Why shouldn't he lick it up...

:)

Date: 2007-02-17 02:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marshmelococoa.livejournal.com
well, yeah...

Date: 2007-02-17 11:14 pm (UTC)

Date: 2007-02-17 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greencow.livejournal.com
ooo i love those chocolate covered cherries! and i know what you mean! i always end up with some mysterious spot on my shirt when i eat gooey yumminess...

Date: 2007-02-17 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com
THANK YOU! You have preserved my innocence!

Date: 2007-02-17 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greencow.livejournal.com
chocolate and spaghetti sauce are my biggest food enemies!

Date: 2007-02-17 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com
I hear ya. I only eat spaghetti while wearing red or black shirts (so the sauce spots won't show).

Date: 2007-02-17 04:13 am (UTC)

Date: 2007-02-17 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marshmelococoa.livejournal.com
my sister has a 'spaghetti shirt' that she wears when she eats it since she ALWAYS spills. It's full of stains.

Date: 2007-02-17 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com
I'm not quite that bad, I suppose.

Repeat after me...

Date: 2007-02-17 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rafferty.livejournal.com
I will not make any suggestive comments...
I will not make any suggestive comments...
I will not...

Re: Repeat after me...

Date: 2007-02-17 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com
S'okay. Bri totally took care of it for you.

Re: Repeat after me...

Date: 2007-02-17 10:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rafferty.livejournal.com
Oh, but there was so much more that could have been said

Date: 2007-02-17 06:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigbrain61.livejournal.com
I'm impressed, Nicole. Not many people can give a chocolate covered cherry an orgasm.

See? I'm brave.

Date: 2007-02-17 06:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com
*crosses legs in sexy fashion*

You know it.

Date: 2007-02-17 06:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigbrain61.livejournal.com
I knooooooow. Otherwise I wouldn't have said "Oh baby."

Durh!

Date: 2007-02-17 10:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] psychater.livejournal.com
...You, my friend? Are the biggest dork EVER. And I love you. I cannot believe you counted the spots! *giggles*

I tend to spill drinks too, even when I think I'm paying attention to it xD

Date: 2007-02-17 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com
I was just so in disbelief that it could have even happened! And do you know that we then found FIVE spots on the hardwood floors in the hallway? Crazy!

Date: 2007-02-17 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paper-daisies.livejournal.com
I just want you to know that because of you, last night, I dreamed of chocolate covered cherries. Boxes of them. In all different shapes. In the dream I was excited to choose heart-shaped ones that came in a collectable tin. All the while reminding myself to beware the "drips" like Nicole......

Date: 2007-02-17 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com
I do the very best I can to make my craziness infiltrate the minds of my friends. :-D

Date: 2007-02-18 10:07 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] billzy.livejournal.com
lol hahahaha you where obviously enjoying it to much! :P

Date: 2007-02-18 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com
Apparently, LOL. But I SWEAR I was being careful... or so I thought!

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