If she had the proper words to say,

So I found an active tatting group here in my area. They call themselves the Omaha Shuttlebugs. I contacted the website owner, and I got some information, including the date, time and address of the next monthly meeting.

As the meeting is next Monday night, I figured I should look up where I'm driving and start to prepare for it. Imagine my astonishment when I learned that I will be traveling to Skyline Manor Retirement Home.

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I think I just aged about 50 years in one click.