navygreen: (Philip)
navygreen ([personal profile] navygreen) wrote2006-10-04 10:04 am
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I want...

Shortly before turning in for bed last night, I received an email from Philip while he was at work. He said this:
"I want sex in the morning. ;)"

Now, I "indulge" him quite often in this request, but I don't like it too much. He gets home around 6am, so it's right in the middle of my sleep. And it usually keeps me awake afterwards, when I could be getting another hour or more of sleep before waking up to take A.J. to school. So I emailed him back this reply:
"i want a million dollars."

Imagine my surprise when I found this on my desk this morning:




I knew these things existed, but I'm surprised that he was able to find/get one and bring it home with him this morning. Goofy guy!
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[identity profile] prairie-chica.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, he's clever. :P

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
He keeps me on my toes, I think. ;-)

[identity profile] bigbrain61.livejournal.com 2006-10-05 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think that's the only thing he keeps you on, Nicole. :-D

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2006-10-05 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, there's a story about that in my family Thanksgivings...

[identity profile] mix3d3m0ti0n5.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
that's pretty impressive.

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
It's almost like he knew! *cue dramatic music*

[identity profile] mix3d3m0ti0n5.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
i think you should wake HIM up now... LOL :)

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL. I'm sure he would agree!

[identity profile] mix3d3m0ti0n5.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I mean, he wakes you up ... serves him right. Of course that's every guy's dream to wake up that way.....

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
No kidding, right? They're pretty much ready at ANY time!

[identity profile] welfy.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, so true. Lin keeps hinting that he'd love to wake up that way, but um, I'm usually in a huge hurry to go to work and don't have time!

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I just hate smelling like sex all day. That's my big reason for saying no after I've had a shower.

[identity profile] lotsofjoy.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
well...now you've GOT to indulge him....just for the sheer creativity.

Although next time I might ask for "World Peace." ;)

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Except I didn't know of the bill's existence until AFTER I got up from my sleep this morning. ;-)

[identity profile] taryns-mom.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
BAWAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!! Gotta give the guy kudos for quick thinking and creativity!

So, was it an even swap? ;-)

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, it wasn't. See, I didn't know this was here until AFTER I'd gotten up later.

[identity profile] katielovesmatt.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
hahahahaha that's awesome

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
He's sly in disguise.

[identity profile] marshmelococoa.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I like him. He's awesome. I agree with the others, wake him up right now and pretend it's morning.

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL.

[identity profile] saffirebleu.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You have an awesome husband. That was some quick thinking on his part, and CLEARLY you must be amazing in bed if he's willing to trade a million dollars for some morning favors. ;)

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I just wanna know where this bill came from!

[identity profile] jillerbob.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
lol i cant believe he actually had one, thats great.

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, me neither. I'm baffled that he was able to produce "a million dollars" in a few hours' time.

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
He's slick, that one.
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[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep. Except for a brief stint working days over five years ago, he's always worked nights. He works from 4:30pm to 5:30 or 6am. He's a cop in the underground Strategic Air Command Headquarters here at Offutt AFB.
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[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2006-10-05 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
It's funny that you ask, as I'm working on a post about Philip's schedule right now. ;-)

[identity profile] maryjo.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
He must have REALLY needed some lovin'! Guess we can call you the Million Dollar Baby?

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, he's been working for weeks straight now, and our "routine" is really getting out of whack!

[identity profile] jakflak.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll sleep with him for a million dollars....

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Heheh. You'd probably want the real thing though, right? ;-)

[identity profile] nyscat.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO!!! Now that's impressive!!!

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I was surprised, that's for sure!

[identity profile] 1grl-revolution.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Heehee. I am very impressed! :)

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I was too!

[identity profile] welfy.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Man, if only Soop would give me a million dollars in exchange for sex! Then again, with all the money he spends on me, he's probably spent at least a million... (jk)

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I could always mail him this bill... ;-)

[identity profile] irishphoenix711.livejournal.com 2006-10-05 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
*DIES* I <3 it.

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2006-10-05 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Crazy, isn't he?

[identity profile] shark-girl.livejournal.com 2006-10-05 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
OMG
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

That's the best thing ever!! ROFLROFL! SO cute!

So whatcha gonna spend it on? ;D

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2006-10-05 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess maybe I should spend it on... his services? ;-)

[identity profile] angelrose.livejournal.com 2006-10-05 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
Well you gotta give him points for creativity! ;)

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2006-10-05 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I know!

[identity profile] dottey.livejournal.com 2006-10-05 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I will leave the comment here because I'm not sure what filter the other post is on... But once I read the post about you working at Runza with Philip, I thought to myself, "We better not be reading any movie theater stories from Runza!"

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2006-10-05 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Just follow the "sex" tags. ;-)

But no - Runza is full of windows. I don't think we'll be doing a "repeat showing" there!

[identity profile] dottey.livejournal.com 2006-10-05 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
In the freezer? lol!

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2006-10-05 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
No thank you!
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