Um... someone... anyone...? Help me?

I'm sitting here next to an empty milk jug. No, that's nothing spectacular, I know. :-P However, I just poured the last bit of milk out, and I barely rested the cap on top of it. I can hear what sounds like far-away cat squeals coming from inside the jug, and there are big white bubbles forming and popping around the ring. And the bubbles are getting bigger and bigger.

Attack of the mutant giant milk bubbles! Someone... heeeeeellllllpppp meeeeeee...!

*sound of massive swooshing and bubbling as Nicole falls under a milky foam*