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Something I should share.
Ahem.
*taps mic*
I think penises (penii?) are ugly. Really, there's just nothing too attractive about a man's package.
Oh, but guys? Don't get all offended, 'cause here's the hard truth (ha! I said 'hard' in a penis post!): boobs are ugly, too. Seriously. I don't understand the fascination with 'em, and I've got a pair I have to look at each and every day. And it's not just *my* boobs that I think are ugly - I pretty much don't want to look at *anyone's* boobs.
Real. Fake. Big. Small. They're all kinda ugly, in my opinion.
Oh, but I do love me some muscular man-chests. Not boob-ish, but just... you know, manly. Mmmmmmm!
*falls off stage while trying to put the mic back*
You may now return to your regularly scheduled late-night LJ-ing. :-)
*taps mic*
I think penises (penii?) are ugly. Really, there's just nothing too attractive about a man's package.
Oh, but guys? Don't get all offended, 'cause here's the hard truth (ha! I said 'hard' in a penis post!): boobs are ugly, too. Seriously. I don't understand the fascination with 'em, and I've got a pair I have to look at each and every day. And it's not just *my* boobs that I think are ugly - I pretty much don't want to look at *anyone's* boobs.
Real. Fake. Big. Small. They're all kinda ugly, in my opinion.
Oh, but I do love me some muscular man-chests. Not boob-ish, but just... you know, manly. Mmmmmmm!
*falls off stage while trying to put the mic back*
You may now return to your regularly scheduled late-night LJ-ing. :-)
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