Something I should share.

[navygreen]

Ahem.

*taps mic*

I think penises (penii?) are ugly. Really, there's just nothing too attractive about a man's package.

Oh, but guys? Don't get all offended, 'cause here's the hard truth (ha! I said 'hard' in a penis post!): boobs are ugly, too. Seriously. I don't understand the fascination with 'em, and I've got a pair I have to look at each and every day. And it's not just *my* boobs that I think are ugly - I pretty much don't want to look at *anyone's* boobs.

Real. Fake. Big. Small. They're all kinda ugly, in my opinion.

Oh, but I do love me some muscular man-chests. Not boob-ish, but just... you know, manly. Mmmmmmm!

*falls off stage while trying to put the mic back*

You may now return to your regularly scheduled late-night LJ-ing. :-)

Comments

[mrs-picasso.livejournal.com]

Harrison Ford was one of my first crushes too!! I blame him for being in love with "Professor Indiana Jones" types.

[navygreen.livejournal.com]

I *LOVE* him in Air Force One. I have icons of him in that movie somewhere, just not currently uploaded.

[navygreen.livejournal.com]

Fake ones really just look so... fake. (Cue me for the 'Best Use of Obvious Word' Award.) I totally get what you mean. And vaginas are nearly unspeakable they're so ugly!

Nah. The posts about sex are where we really get to know one another. ;-)