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navygreen ([personal profile] navygreen) wrote2009-08-12 03:52 pm
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More important than I imagined, it is.

I twisted today just a smidgen, placing a gallon of poppyseed dressing to the side, and scrrriiiittttttchchch!

My bra broke.

While out in the open, I wasn't really in a place to properly "inspect" it, so I felt around a bit, lifting my girls and making sure that I still had some support. I knew something was wrong, but I really thought maybe a side stitch or something had ripped.

Until I came home, shed my shirt, and looked in the mirror:

(°/ (°)


^^ That's a visual of my boobies up there, by the way. ^^

God blessed the female population when he gave the idea of underwire to the inventor. Yes indeedy, it does a job! (I'd pondered and questioned it's real function before, you see...)

[identity profile] aiseiri-47.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sitting here staring and squinting at the boobies and I can't figure out what the slashis supposed to represent >.>

*feels slow*

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
The slash is the lack of support at the broken side of the underwire. It causes one side of my boob to go from happy!full!round! to flat.uneven.fail.

Make sense?

[identity profile] aiseiri-47.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
It all becomes clear!

Thanks ;)

[identity profile] hetterrific.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, you're nipples are high. It looks like you have nicely formed, perky boobs, though ;)

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I do! When the bra does it's job. ;-)

[identity profile] bigbrain61.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
It's like you've seen them or something.

*tries not to fantasize*

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, she...

*crickets*

The font on my layout makes them higher than on certain others, I noticed.

[identity profile] bigbrain61.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It's okay, I don't need your help to think about the two of you making sweet, sweet... cake.

[identity profile] chipleduff.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
You're quite the artist. :)

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2009-08-13 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Aww, shucks! *toes dirt*

[identity profile] deza.livejournal.com 2009-08-13 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
I hate broken underwires! They inevitably end up poking me on the underside of my boob. :(

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2009-08-13 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Well, the bra didn't get a chance to bite me. It's now lying in a dejected heap on the bedroom floor. ;-)

[identity profile] deza.livejournal.com 2009-08-13 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Several years ago, during one of the financial rough patches, I ended up breaking the underwires in every bra I owned (my BF at the time didn't listen when I told him not to wash them in the machine). Now, I'm a rather, um, busty lady, so going without just wasn't an option. So I fished out the broken wires and wore them without. They're not nearly as supportive that way.

[identity profile] redwink.livejournal.com 2009-08-13 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
I once was sitting at my desk working when *pop!* one of my underwires broke in half. I felt very awkward the rest of the day.

Two days later, I found out I was pregnant. Two weeks later, none of my bras fit.

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2009-08-13 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I know that ain't the reason! *thanks God*

[identity profile] katielovesmatt.livejournal.com 2009-08-13 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
haha nice graphic haha. I had opened livejournal, went to my friends page, then got up to get a drink, when I came back the first thing i saw was boobs hahaha.

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2009-08-13 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
But there's no better greeting, right? ;-D

[identity profile] lilmissriss.livejournal.com 2009-08-13 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
omg lmao I love your drawing! =P