navygreen: (PotC: Captain Jack - *eyeroll*)
navygreen ([personal profile] navygreen) wrote2008-01-21 11:54 pm
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Something I should share.

Ahem.

*taps mic*

I think penises (penii?) are ugly. Really, there's just nothing too attractive about a man's package.

Oh, but guys? Don't get all offended, 'cause here's the hard truth (ha! I said 'hard' in a penis post!): boobs are ugly, too. Seriously. I don't understand the fascination with 'em, and I've got a pair I have to look at each and every day. And it's not just *my* boobs that I think are ugly - I pretty much don't want to look at *anyone's* boobs.

Real. Fake. Big. Small. They're all kinda ugly, in my opinion.

Oh, but I do love me some muscular man-chests. Not boob-ish, but just... you know, manly. Mmmmmmm!

*falls off stage while trying to put the mic back*

You may now return to your regularly scheduled late-night LJ-ing. :-)

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
I guess I'm just not one of them, and I try not to look at too many others' really. ;-)

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
And I got it in just before midnight. ;-)

I'm THAT good.

(Wow, this comment almost sounds naughty too, doesn't it?)

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
*grin*

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Awww. That's so cute. :-)

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
L.O.L. Your descriptions kill me. :-D

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
♥ ♥ ♥

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Heehee. It seems that my late-night post caused quite a hiccup in some folks' breathing! ;-D

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
It sounds like you are "one hot mama!" ;-D

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
You're so bad. *swats you*

[identity profile] livemockingbird.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
I told him that sometimes I didn't think I was straight because I am SO FAR from attracted to the male figure. I mean if you go based on what other women say or do---or imply they like sucking some dick or rubbing their hands over the 'six pack'- like I just don't get it. But on the other hand, I'm not attracted to women either. Boobs? Gross, man! The smell of the vagina? Gag!

[identity profile] navygreen.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Meri - how you make me laugh!
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[identity profile] billzy.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
hahahaha lol

I dont think you where around when i had my op in December 06 - people wanted before and after pictures...

[identity profile] mrs-picasso.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
Ha!! They aren't really gorgeous, I just like them and so does Bill!

[identity profile] marshmelococoa.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
more like deprived. :P
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[personal profile] shoebox_addict 2008-01-24 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO!!! XP

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